Nintendo Announces Q4 Line-up
Feast your eyes on the list that will make you poor
On this gorgeous summer day, July 25 2006, Nintendo has taken the opportunity to offer gamers the benefit of a pre-emptive strike this fall, as they prepare their wallets for what could be an almost catastrophic attack.
The long, hot summer days are difficult to bear with the inherent drought of blockbuster video game titles pre-holiday season, but the wave of devastation that will be brought to fruition Q4 2006 is one that history will mark with great contempt.
For the Nintendo fans, we offer you this list of terror. If you hail to all three of the big wigs and have no preferred console, all we can do is pray for your soul this holiday.
Nov. 6: Final Fantasy V Advance
Oct. 9: Clubhouse Games
Oct. 16: Nintendogs (Dalmatian)
Oct. 23: Magical Starsign
Oct. 30: Pokemon Ranger
Oct. 30: Children of Mana
Nov. 6: Elite Beat Agents
Nov. 13: Yoshi's Island 2
Dec. 4: Custom Robo Arena
Dec. 4: Kirby Squeak Squad
And don't forget about that new console Nintendo is launching this fall. Oh mercy!