Candy Crush Apparel Is Here And It's As Expensive As It Is Dumb
Who is responsible for this?
Let me ask you a personal question. When you're playing Candy Crush on your mobile device, do you often look at the pretty colors filling your screen and think to yourself, “Damn, this would look fly as a bathing suit.”? Then look no further my friends, as the folks at Italian luxury fashion line Moschino have come to make your dreams come true.
Announced at this year's Coachella, a music and arts festival that takes place over in California, this new fabulous line of apparel includes phone cases, backpacks, and both men and women's swimsuits, so you and your loved one can look ridiculous together. You can grab pieces of this exclusive collection over on Mocshino's website while they last, where you'll only need to drop $650 on a Candy Crush themed backpack, or $200 on men's swim trunks. Pretty bold considering it looks like the kind of thing you'd buy for $2 at Wal-Mart.
The line is described as a “capsule collection,” which, according the briefest amount of investigation, apparently means, “a small collection of apparel that doesn't go out of style.” Since Candy Crush clothes were never in style to begin with, I guess technically they won't have to worry about “going” out of style.
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