Become the ultimate racing gigolo in this over the top arcade racer.
Real Racing may be the king of portable driving games, but it faces stiff competition from the likes of Gameloft's Asphalt series and maybe, just maybe, Candella Software's Cargasm. Yes, you read that title correctly. Now prepare to get behind the wheel and earn that Thrust trophy.
Sexual innuendos aside, Cargasm is an arcade style racer that features 45 fictitious and upgradeable muscle machines, as well as a handful of real world locations, like San Francisco, Paris, London, Yosemite National Park, Egypt and Switzerland. Even better, the developers included a plethora of landmarks. Drive through San Francisco, for example, and you'll see the Golden Gate Bridge, Fisherman's Wharf and Union Square, while London sports Piccadilly Circus, Big Ben and the Tower of London, among other locations.
As you race through each environment, Cargasm Girls will encourage you to drive faster. Happily oblige, and you can add these fine ladies to the game's Cargasm Harem. On top of that, winning races unlocks new cars and Ecstasy points. Do so with style, and you'll earn trophies with names like Cargasm Rave, Orgy, Lesbos, Gigolo, Playboy, Lothario and the granddaddy award of them all, Cargasm Sultan. Then you upload these babies to an online leaderboard.
As expected, the game supports both single and multiplayer races, but the developers plan to take things a step further by allowing you to post race statistics to Facebook, just in case you need to tell everyone about that Orgy achievement.
That said, Cargasm looks more impressive on PC, but we'll definitely check out the iPhone version when it debuts this March. Besides, that Lesbos trophy won't unlock itself.