Sexy Poker 2006
Make no mistake, Cha Cha loves him some ladies, but what about cartoon, mobile ladies?
The Senor just loves the ladies, especially dark-haired senoritas that dance a mean tango. With that being said, and because my long term memory was damaged after being gored by a bull, it's always good to have some pictures handy to remind me of my hot and delectable friends in Spain, and to a certain extent, Gameloft's Sexy Poker 2006 fills in some of the gaps. Oh yeah, and it's actually a good poker game.
Unlike in most poker games, where the actual card games are the focus, it's the ladies that are the true stars- well-drawn vixens that have been placed in a myriad of sexy poses. Sexy Poker contains roughly six sexy starlets, each of which represents a varying degree of difficulty, and the object of the game, aside from winning tons of fake money, is to get to the point where your opponents bet pieces of clothing. They don't get fully naked, though I suppose that leaving something to the imagination is a good thing. Besides, they're cartoons. If you're getting turned on by a 2D drawing then you seriously need a girlfriend, or at the very least, a jar of Crisco.
Past the eye candy, Sexy Poker is actually pretty fun to play. The options are severely limited, as you can play five card draw and that's about it, but the AI puts up quite a fight, as the girls bet lots of cash and bluff their brains out. It's good stuff. I just wish there were some other modes of play. However, there is a gallery that contains pictures of each girl as well as signature theme music. Not sure how that adds value to the package, but I'm trying to fill up a page here!
There's a hell of a lot of poker games available for cell phones, and thankfully, Gameloft's Sexy Poker 2006 differentiates itself from the competition. But there's nothing about it that screams BUY ME, so unless you're really into poker and/or fake women, this game is a solid pick up.
What's Hot: Well drawn ladies and a quality game of poker
What's Not: The ladies aren't real