That's Mr. Dragmire to you, little hero.
This is the game that all retro remasters and remakes should strive to be like.
Pop bubbles with Snoopy and Charlie Brown.
Nab the pop-star's in-game incarnation as well as a chance at a VIP ticket to Paris.
It's already up on the App Store and should be live on Google Play before long.
But will it have a headphone jack?
It's still in Japanese and without subtitles, for those of you looking for the most pure experience.
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